May 2013
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unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
scribblenauts:
“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
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Not gonna lie, I really wanna drink right now.
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[[MORE]]mate&plate that shit
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ponyboyismyhomeboy:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and...
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msgrae:
when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something
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imagineyouricon:
Imagine your icon pulling you close and wrapping one arm around you before plunging their hand into your chest and tearing out your beating heart.
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
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